Dr Kinsey says with the younger section
Petting is a form of genuine affection
Why won't you do what Dr Kinsey says

Dr Kinsey says that over long repressed love
May do far more harm than totally expressed love
Why can't we do what Dr Kinsey says

Before they are married most girls are carried
Into a shady nook
If two out of three do, why shouldn't we do
All those nice things in that book

Well the Dr says in Turkey under yashmak
Girl will give you love and even give you cash back
Where can I acquire a fez

It's not that I don't like your form
But darling we're behind the norm
Dr Kinsey says

Dr K he say, in China they have tried ways
To translate these writings from verticle to sideways
This is quite a feat
Dr Kinsey says

Kinsey winsey says, the females have been known to
Have unusual urges other than they own to
Don't be too discreet
Dr Kinsey says

According to this guy, more boys you're kissed by
More boy's you'll want to kiss
He says that the act is better with practice
Come and be promiscuous miss

It's a lovely book but darling it begins to
Get a litttle boring, if your not a spinster
Peering through her steel pin snairs
We might not get to test the light
But why not try the best of what
Dr Kinsey says

Come on let's try, who cares.

